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I hope a new baby in Nancy Botwin's life doesn't arouse jealousy in her son who relentlessly masturbates to her.

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I thought it was cool of your dad to give us a six-pack until I saw the mom on Weeds give her son 12 pounds of high-grade Acapulco gold ganja.

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I hope a sexy, exotic woman we smuggle across the Mexican border never gets in the way of our friendship.

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If you're ever sleeping with a violent Mexican drug kingpin, remember to use condoms unless a potential love child will prevent you from being whacked.

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