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I hope a new baby in Nancy Botwin's life doesn't arouse jealousy in her son who relentlessly masturbates to her.

I hope a new baby in... »
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I thought it was cool of your dad to give us a six-pack until I saw the mom on Weeds give her son 12 pounds of high-grade Acapulco gold ganja.

I thought it was cool of... »
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I hope a sexy, exotic woman we smuggle across the Mexican border never gets in the way of our friendship.

I hope a sexy, exotic... »
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I'd be screwed without a friend like you.

I'd be screwed...
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My joint or yours?

My joint or yours?
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Drinks on me.

Drinks on me.
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